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Zero is plural. How did that happen? (correct: I have zero pickles. incorrect: I have zero pickle.)
on 02/18/10 at 06:18 pm by elico3000
I had an epiphany! Saying 'beer can' with a British accent sounds identical to saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent.
on 02/22/10 at 03:22 pm by grifkait
i have probably said 'beer can' ... or 'bacon' i guess ... upwards of 20 times since reading this. you had an epiphany.
on 02/23/10 at 07:23 am by elico3000
Saitlin, only you. (me shaking my head) only you.
on 02/23/10 at 01:23 pm by joeschmoe
A lot of Jamaican girls go to my school, and a Jamaican sounds a LOT like a british accent, kind of in the same way an african-american accent sounds like an American accent
on 04/10/10 at 03:53 pm by emmalee
I had an epiphany! Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
on 02/24/10 at 11:24 pm by mdalin
and how the crap would you know that??
on 03/09/10 at 04:55 pm by smileyface
White snow might just mean that the dog was well hydrated.
on 02/15/10 at 10:15 pm by elico3000
Gross!
on 02/18/10 at 03:18 pm by katiemia
Eaten white snow have ya? I'll bet you thought it was safe.
on 02/18/10 at 10:18 pm by elico3000
This is why under no circumstances do I ever eat snow. There is either dirt or urine in it every time!
on 02/19/10 at 01:19 pm by clintmoses
now that's gross
on 02/19/10 at 11:19 pm by elico3000
Dude!! I wouldn't be sayin' its gross, your the one who posted it!
on 03/09/10 at 04:56 pm by smileyface
elephants are the only animals with four knees.
on 02/23/10 at 09:23 pm by leahmia
What about a Siamese twin?
on 02/24/10 at 10:24 am by joeschmoe
...of an elephant? You're right, that could be eight.
on 02/24/10 at 01:24 pm by elico3000
Joeschmoe, only you. (me shaking my head) only you
on 02/25/10 at 01:25 am by katiemia
I had an epiphany! If you eat a cookie while vacuuming, you won't get much done.
on 03/13/10 at 11:24 am by spontaneous123
if one has a messy room and all of ones clothes are on the ground, and you have to feel the fabric to know which article of clothing is which, because they are all the same color..... im betting that means i need to branch out on my color options.
on 02/21/10 at 11:21 pm by chanie
who needs color when you dress in the dark?
on 02/22/10 at 07:22 am by elico3000
you could just turn on the light.
on 02/24/10 at 08:24 am by andherkids
hmmm...turning on the light. sounds complicated.
on 02/24/10 at 01:24 pm by elico3000
I had an epiphany! How is it that we can forget that we have something memorized? Example- the other day on my way to my job as a telemarketer I ran off the road and got stuck in a snowbank. Realizing that my boss's phone number wasn't in my phone i frantically tried to get a hold of someone to get me the number. No one could help me. An hour later, now unstuck and on my way once again, i suddenly remembered that i have the number memorized and i say it upwards of forty times a day to my customers. fortunately my boss didn't have the epiphany to fire me :)
on 02/22/10 at 01:22 pm by joeschmoe
Not a true epiphany. My generation has already observed that your generation has this dependence on technology.....
on 02/24/10 at 08:24 am by andherkids
My epiphany wasn't 'my generation has too great a dependence on technology' it was 'we can forget that we have something memorized' which is a slight oxymoron and seems impossible, but, as demonstrated by me, isn't.
on 02/24/10 at 11:24 am by joeschmoe
i'd vote for it again if I could. forgetting what you have memorized is definitely a phenomena.
on 02/24/10 at 01:24 pm by elico3000
I had an epiphany! Al Gore has a very violent last name yet is a democrat the preaches about saving the world. Such a waste...
on 02/23/10 at 11:23 pm by grifkait
agreed, he could be using that name for so much more
on 02/24/10 at 09:24 am by joeschmoe
I think his name could be an insult. "How Gore-ish is that?"
on 02/24/10 at 10:24 pm by Natethebetter
there is no such thing as an unhappy ending, Just unhappy middles that are mistaken for ends.
on 03/12/10 at 01:02 am by chanie
That's a little depressing..but true(:
on 03/16/10 at 07:44 am by smileyface
It should actually make you happy because this statement is saying that there are no unhappy endings.
on 03/16/10 at 02:38 pm by spontaneous123
That's true. I didn't think of it like that.
on 03/16/10 at 07:02 pm by smileyface
i realized it while watching a sad movie. It had a sad ending and i always tell myself that its not the end of the story and then come up with a happy after the ending ending lol
lol(:
on 04/01/10 at 06:30 pm by smileyface
i am not a crook
on 04/21/10 at 11:19 am by elico3000
Grammatically it actually makes sense. (note: when i'm trying to figure out grammar, i think in latin, so here goes...). Okay, so in latin, the way you would say it is "zero of pickles". And you wouldn't say "zero of pickle", you are saying you have none (zero) of the pickles
on 07/01/10 at 05:51 pm by emmalee