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I had an epiphany! How come people who ask if you can help them aren't willing to take the help you give them.
on 02/22/10 at 01:22 pm by troy.king
I had an epiphany! How is it that we can forget that we have something memorized? Example- the other day on my way to my job as a telemarketer I ran off the road and got stuck in a snowbank. Realizing that my boss's phone number wasn't in my phone i frantically tried to get a hold of someone to get me the number. No one could help me. An hour later, now unstuck and on my way once again, i suddenly remembered that i have the number memorized and i say it upwards of forty times a day to my customers. fortunately my boss didn't have the epiphany to fire me :)
on 02/22/10 at 01:22 pm by joeschmoe
My epiphany wasn't 'my generation has too great a dependence on technology' it was 'we can forget that we have something memorized' which is a slight oxymoron and seems impossible, but, as demonstrated by me, isn't.
on 02/24/10 at 11:24 am by joeschmoe
i'd vote for it again if I could. forgetting what you have memorized is definitely a phenomena.
on 02/24/10 at 01:24 pm by elico3000
if one has a messy room and all of ones clothes are on the ground, and you have to feel the fabric to know which article of clothing is which, because they are all the same color..... im betting that means i need to branch out on my color options.
on 02/21/10 at 11:21 pm by chanie
who needs color when you dress in the dark?
on 02/22/10 at 07:22 am by elico3000
you could just turn on the light.
on 02/24/10 at 08:24 am by andherkids
hmmm...turning on the light. sounds complicated.
on 02/24/10 at 01:24 pm by elico3000
How can you have a favorite fast-food restaurant when it all tastes the same?
on 02/19/10 at 03:19 pm by andherkids
hit up Smashburger sometime, delicious fries, different than any place i've ever been.
on 02/22/10 at 11:22 am by joeschmoe
Arby's vs. Subway vs. McDonald'sThey don't taste the same. :P
on 02/23/10 at 04:23 pm by Natethebetter
don't you dare put subway in a category with those two! blasphemy!
on 02/24/10 at 02:24 pm by joeschmoe
Wendy's has frosties!!!!
on 02/28/10 at 05:28 pm by andherkids
Bk fires are different than mcd and wendies. different meat and sauces its 100% different
on 04/12/10 at 04:45 pm by Jack
If you are going to be innovative, make sure you are innovating beyond what everyone else is already doing. Don't innovate yourself into mediocrity. That is not innovation at all. (This thought was brought about by McDonald's new sweet chili sauce that tastes just like Wendy's existing sweet and sour sauce.)
on 02/19/10 at 01:19 pm by clintmoses
I feel like this could be a comment on our "innovative, new website." are you talkin smack? huh? bring it!
on 02/22/10 at 11:22 am by joeschmoe
No, I was talking smack on McDonalds because they spent a ton of cash marketing that new sauce that is basically one that is many years old and made by someone else to put on nuggets that taste better than McDonalds nuggets.
on 04/07/10 at 11:52 am by clintmoses
Zero is plural. How did that happen? (correct: I have zero pickles. incorrect: I have zero pickle.)
on 02/18/10 at 06:18 pm by elico3000
i am not a crook
on 04/21/10 at 11:19 am by elico3000
Grammatically it actually makes sense. (note: when i'm trying to figure out grammar, i think in latin, so here goes...). Okay, so in latin, the way you would say it is "zero of pickles". And you wouldn't say "zero of pickle", you are saying you have none (zero) of the pickles
on 07/01/10 at 05:51 pm by emmalee
Pineapples. They contain neither pine, nor apple.
on 02/18/10 at 07:18 am by AndreaMay
...discuss". pine - looks like a pine cone. apple - delectable fruit.
on 02/18/10 at 01:18 pm by elico3000
If galoshes are delicious, would it be appropriate to say they are galicious?
on 02/16/10 at 01:16 pm by clintmoses
go on youtube and search "simpsons, sacrilicious." it's great
on 02/25/10 at 12:25 pm by joeschmoe
White snow might just mean that the dog was well hydrated.
on 02/15/10 at 10:15 pm by elico3000
Gross!
on 02/18/10 at 03:18 pm by katiemia
Eaten white snow have ya? I'll bet you thought it was safe.
on 02/18/10 at 10:18 pm by elico3000
This is why under no circumstances do I ever eat snow. There is either dirt or urine in it every time!
on 02/19/10 at 01:19 pm by clintmoses
now that's gross
on 02/19/10 at 11:19 pm by elico3000
Dude!! I wouldn't be sayin' its gross, your the one who posted it!
on 03/09/10 at 04:56 pm by smileyface
I had an epiphany! There should be a website where everyone can share their epiphanies for the world to enjoy!
on 01/15/10 at 01:22 pm by joeschmoe
we should totally do that! What would we call it?
on 01/16/10 at 12:23 pm by elico3000
Something like "nochildleftbehind.com" maybe?
on 02/23/10 at 04:23 pm by Natethebetter
How about IHaveEpiphanies.com?
on 02/25/10 at 01:25 am by katiemia
Not a true epiphany. My generation has already observed that your generation has this dependence on technology.....
on 02/24/10 at 08:24 am by andherkids