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I had an epiphany! You should never put lotion on then try to snip your fingernails
on 05/18/12 at 10:34 pm by jamadeus
I wonder if people that don't shower first thing in the morning know what it's like to find yourself in the shower wondering if you've washed anything yet.
on 03/30/12 at 10:29 pm by elico3000
I had an epiphany! If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
on 03/21/11 at 02:55 pm by chanie
I had an epiphany! Sometimes I am so selfish I don't even take care of myself. It's like I'm saying, "Whatever. The tomorrow me won't mind if I stay up all night and make him dead tired. He can clean up my mess too. Maybe I'll leave some of my work for him as well."
on 02/20/11 at 11:01 pm by elico3000
im pretty sure hell is just a giant ice box where you have to crawl in and out of a nice warm bed when you are half asleep..
on 02/18/11 at 10:18 am by chanie
i often feel like things are out to get me. you know in-adamant objects, the printer, a strategically placed rock, and the stupid cursor on the computer when it moves without you moving it. but if these things have feelings and malicious thoughts, they deserve them. i mean come on rocks get stepped on all day, they deserve a little pay back. the printer is ignored all day every day until you see fit to use it, and your cursor gets jerked around all day. Maybe i deserve their wrath.
on 06/29/10 at 01:12 pm by chanie
thanks lol spelling will be my downfall someday.
on 07/05/10 at 05:13 pm by chanie
I had an epiphany! Guys and their food are like girls and their clothes. A girl can have a closet packed full of clothes and still say she has nothing to wear. A guy can have an overflowing fridge and pantry and still complain that there is nothing to eat.
on 06/29/10 at 06:59 am by elico3000
totally true!
on 08/13/10 at 07:20 pm by jajamadeus
I had an epiphany! this site should have a feature where you can add a picture to your epiphany.
on 05/31/10 at 03:21 pm by 333rissa333
I figured it out! Children are energy vampires. It doesn't take very much time playing with kids before I am dead tired. However, the more time I spend with the kids, the more energy they have!
on 05/27/10 at 07:27 pm by elico3000
I had an epiphany! The fact i spend more time deciding what kind of socks i am going to wear for the day than what shirt i wear probably proves that i have a serious sock addiction.... striped,,,, spotted..... pink... blue .... orange ..... fuzzy or not?
on 04/22/10 at 09:58 pm by chanie
in-animate ;)but I totally agree, it's true
on 07/01/10 at 05:52 pm by emmalee